[Note] GodMode. Will Rock board.
One dark winter evening I was googling all sorts of pictures. And then, oops, this screenshot:
My eyes widened into five-ruble coins, my chin fell and a rainbow began to flow: “FUCKING CRAFT, THIS IS A REMAKE OF WILL ROCK”!»
Willie Rock became famous as an ardent follower of serious Sam. 150+ enemies per location, 10 types of weapons and meat in the vastness of ancient Greece. Add the most wonderful design, “I wanna rock” in the main menu, and exotic things like an acid thrower and atomic weapons in two thousand shaggy at the beginning of the millennium… A hell of a game in short.
According to the comic story: the boy Willie is a simple archaeologist whose girlfriend was kidnapped by evil terrorists. These same assholes woke up the pantheon of gods of ancient Greece, and… they cut into the oak tree, leaving the three-hundred-polygonal poor thing tied to the throne of Zeus in the heights of Olympus. Without hesitation, our hero grabs a gun and begins to actively resolve this situation..
I took out my wallet, slobbered 500 rubles into the far pocket just in case, I found the source of the screenshot. The news, it seems, even slipped through here, about the GodMode toy. A cooperative for four people who were, as it were, rejected by the gods, and they went to take revenge. All. That is, it’s kind of like a mixture of a remake, a sequel and an online co-op aka Borderlands, with blackjack and whores, oh, sorry, testing and pumping in an antique setting.
On April 19 this miracle https://thunderboltcasino.co.uk/withdrawal/ was released. Moreover, Saber members were mentioned as co-developers. Well… in general, things turned out like this… 2 o’clock in the morning, on Steam 0, stomping and stomping to the ATMs in the outskirts of MKAD… in short, I couldn’t bear it, I stole it. I repent. And I absolutely didn’t want to buy.
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The money hasn’t gone anywhere, here it is, lying in your pocket:
And now for the notes.
To: Third person view cannot be switched. In a meat shooter aka kill everyone@eat everything, third person view. DOOM, QUAKE, Serious Sam, Will Rock, Painkiller were played from the first. There were, of course, rare maniacs who pressed “H” and admired the amazing animation of the serious Sam, but I’m afraid of such people.
Re: pumping. Implements the eternal question: “To hell with the goat button accordion?» Archi slow. Playing alone takes three hours to level two. (When it turned out that there was still at least the same amount of time until the next one, I pleased her).
Mi: The co-op should be tested, but guys, honestly, after Borderlands 2, and even in the third person with an awkward aim, how many of you heroes will gather?;)))
F: No plot. The gameplay is like this: we created a lobby for four and that’s it. Waves of enemies. For this business there are: an ultra-inconvenient automatic fart and a shotgun. Let me remind you that until the next level there are THREE hours of monotonous gameplay. And weapons are unlocked only at levels of 16 or even more.
Salt: No complaints about the idea, get together and shoot. And to implementation. There is nothing to have fun with, no plot, hiding place or catchy phrase, and with this emptiness, an insanely drawn out leveling.
La: What made me play for three hours?? You won’t believe the design! Cyclops, Atlanteans, minotaurs, wonderful skeletons and pieces of locations are taken from the same Will Rock and raised to a new level of graphics (about 2006). Very beautiful, the handwriting of the artists from Saber Interactive, recognizable at almost every level.
Si: Why are there no screenshots of me?? I’m too lazy to download and install the pirated version again, and I have no desire to buy a license (the pirates saved me ;))). And if I want to beat the gorgon with a spatula, I have the original Will Rock, bought 3 years ago for a symbolic 130 rubles;)
These are the pies.
PS: In fact, my comparison with Borderlands is not valid, because the earth and the sky.
